Fort Knox reported a significant discrepancy in its gold reserves following an audit by the Treasury Department.
Shiba Inu: A New Kind of Reserve Asset?
Former U.S. President Donald Trump held a press briefing, claiming the gold had been "converted to something far more modern." He displayed a hardware wallet, saying the devices were found during a private security operation in Kentucky. The wallets hold Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Shiba Inu tokens.
Financial Community Reacts Cautiously
The announcement sparked speculation in cryptocurrency markets. Shiba Inu surged 19%, while gold futures dipped 4%. A senior strategist remarked: "If true, it could mark a paradigm shift in how nations hold reserves."
Strategic Dog Deployment?
The odd training regimen of the Shiba Inu dogs, reportedly chosen for loyalty and agility, also drew attention.
This article is entirely fictional and meant as an April Fool's joke. There's no missing gold at Fort Knox, nor any crypto handover by Donald Trump.
